All 9 game Reviews


Gothic Gundown Gothic Gundown

Rated 4 / 5 stars

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Graphics: 10 Your drawings of Germaine and Foamny weren't 100 accurate but they were good enough. Contra 3 is my favorite SNES game though so that makes up the difference.

Sound 7: The sound was cool, but I couldn't make out what IllWill says when you kill him. I had to knock off a few for that.

Interactivity: Another shooter....but you get to shoot the N.Y. people! Enough for a 10, if it wasn't for the duck feature. Anybody who reads this before playing take my advice: Don't even bother ducking for cover, take their bullets. It's better than having a grenade you can't stop sucking away a chunk of your life. This is the reason that this review isn't a perfect 10. Putting one last bullet into Foamy at the end is a great touch though.

Style: This isn't the first time we've ever seen an anti-NY flash. Since Neurotically Whored there's been plenty. But there hasn't been a 'good' shooter, and this fills the bill.

Okay I'm sick of writing a long review..

Violence and Humor: Good, great.

This game was awesome. I bookmarked your site. Rock on.



One Man's Fridge One Man's Fridge

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow.

Lol, more newbie flash makers should be this awesome.

This game is awesome.


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Megaman vs Metroid Megaman vs Metroid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow.

This is just one of those flashes that make you feel bad for handing out fives to lesser submissions.



SIM SIM

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow

Great stuff man.



Sonic the Pervert Sonic the Pervert

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Um....

Well it is an interesting game with play mechanics I haven't seen before.....


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Goldenass- Part 2 Goldenass- Part 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's great...

But it's wayyyy toooooo haaaaaard. It's great an all that you're using a pseudo Time Crisis engine and all, but you're missing the important part that made the game possible to complete.

Every time an enemy fires it causes damage. This would be okay if there was a reasonable window to lay shots back on them, but as is, there isn't. The enemies fire their 100% accurate shots and then they hide.

I would like this game a lot better if you made it so where most shots would miss, but some bullets...that you could see and dodge....would also come at you.


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Brainsplatters 2 Brainsplatters 2

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

No.....

This game is too hard. Period. A split second to react to something as complicated as the opening sequence, with a mouse no less is not a 'challenge,' it's an excercise in frustration. Even for somebody who knows what will happen and where the enemies will come from, the reaction time is too fast. The fact that the targets are sticks don't help much either.

If wannabe 'Hardcore L33T gamers' want to think that challenge simply equals 'cheap death,' then let them. This reviewer however, 'don't play dat.'


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Boyfriend Killer V1 Boyfriend Killer V1

Rated 1 / 5 stars

No sir, I don't like it.

That was very pathetic for a movie that size. All you had to do was just compress your music and/or cut down that song at the end.....



  Galactic Stampede Galactic Stampede

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Godly......

Anybody who rates this thing down is an idiot, plain and simple. Never in my time at Newgrounds have I seen something so awesome.